Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of allowing foreign illegals to live has been perpetrated by homosexuals.

The Mail can reveal that homosexuals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jonathan Aitkin said of the homosexuals, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".